This here watch, it’s called an CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Professional Moonwatch, you hear? It’s a good one, they say. Like the ones them astronaut fellas wore up there on the moon. This one, though, it’s not the real one, it’s a copy, like a twin, but not the real one, ya know?
This watch, it’s got a black face, like the night sky. And it’s got them little sticks for the numbers, not real numbers, just sticks. It’s all shiny steel, like my good Sunday pot. And the band, it’s steel too, all linked together like them sausages we make come fall.
How to Buy It?
Now, if you want one of these here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Professional Moonwatch, you gotta know where to look. You ain’t gonna find this down at the five and dime, no sir. This here is what folks call an “original order.” Like my mail-order catalog, you gotta know what you want before you get it, you see? They say it has 48 hours power reserve, just like what I heard on TV.
- You gotta find a dealer.
- One of them fancy watch sellers.
- Not just any old place.
They say you can buy it online, on that interwebs thing. But I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. I just stick to my catalog. They say you can get it online like getting stuff from Amazon, whatever that is. They say this is Omega 1863, I don’t know what it is, but it sounds fancy.
Why It’s Special
This watch, it’s special ’cause it looks like the one them astronauts wore. You know, the ones that went to the moon. They say it’s like the 4th generation one, all fancy talk for an old watch, I reckon. They say it got a black ring around the face, fancy black ceramic, whatever that means.
They say this watch, it’s inspired by them astronaut suits. All black and white, like a picture in an old magazine. And it’s got some red on it, too. Like a little splash of color, you know?
Real or Not?
Now, I heard some folks say they’s fake ones out there. Gotta be careful, they say. Like buyin’ a pig in a poke, you gotta know what you’re gettin’. They say it’s hard to tell if you ain’t a professional, I guess I ain’t one. This one is a copy, so it ain’t the real one, but it looks just like it. Like I said, a twin, but not the real one. This one you can see the back of it, open case back they call it. Like lookin’ inside a chicken to see if it’s done.
They say the real ones, they disappear sometimes. Vanish, like a rabbit in the woods. Heard one went missin’ on its way to some fancy museum. Sounds like a story to me, but who knows. They say that the real one was used by a guy called Aldrin, whoever he is. This was back in 1969, a long time ago.
Keepin’ Its Value
They say these watches, even the copy ones, they hold their value. Like my old quilts, they get more precious with age. ‘Specially the old ones, and the ones they don’t make no more. I heard these called “limited editions”. Like when they only make a few of somethin’, makes it more special, I guess.
This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Professional Moonwatch (open case back) Original order, It’s a good watch, even if it ain’t the real one. It’s like a little piece of history, they say. Somethin’ to remember them moon fellas by. I don’t know about all that. But it sure is a pretty thing. And if you like that sort of thing, then this here watch might just be for you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see about my chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know. Just like this here watch, it needs tendin’ to. Gotta keep it wound up, they say. Otherwise, it won’t tell you the time. And what good is a watch that don’t tell the time, I ask ya? No good at all, that’s what.
They used these watches, Omega Speedmaster they call ’em, all through the Apollo program. That was the name of the whole moon goin’ business. And they reached the moon with Apollo 11, I heard that on the radio once. That was somethin’, I tell ya.
So there you have it. All about this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Professional Moonwatch. If you want one, you best get to lookin’. And remember what I said, be careful out there. Don’t go buyin’ no pig in a poke. You want a good watch, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. Just like anythin’ else in this here life.
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